It wasn't.
We can't be held completely to blame for not realizing, as we were mislead by this article. The article doesn't really say that Peep vodka is awesome but it makes it sound fun and springy and happy.
Initially, we were excited about the process:
The peep jars were kinda cute, kinda creepy.... Peter Cottontail meets Nightmare Before Christmas.
After a few days, most of the color (and some of the peep eye spots) had dissolved. The peeps themselves molded together into a squishy, jiggly mess.
Unfortunately, the peep goo was the best-tasting result of this experiment. Somehow, the addition of color, sugar and marshmallow flavoring actually made the semi-cheap vodka that we started with taste even worse. It made us feel like this:
